Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Humour to Relax - 1

1. Ant and elephant were travelling in their bike and car respectively. Both met with an accident. Ant escaped with minor injuries. Elephant is badly hurt. Ant went to elephant and said something. On hearing that, the elephant collapsed. What could it be?

Ant said, "Dont worry about the blood loss. I shall donate blood to you!!!". :)

2. Four ducks were walking though watery pond. These are all the statements:

Duck 1: I have 3 ducks following me.
Duck 2: I have 2 ducks following me.
Duck 3: I have 1 duck following me.
Duck 4: I have 3 ducks following me.??

How is that possible??

Its possible because the 4th duck has lied!!!

Then in another pond they made the following set of statements. But all the statements are true. How?

Duck 1: I have 3 ducks following me.
Duck 2: I have 3 ducks following me.
Duck 3: I have 3 ducks following me.
Duck 4: I have 3 ducks following me.

Because they are moving around the same place in a circle. :)

3. How will you lift an elephant with one hand?
It is easy. You cant find an elephant with one hand!!!

4. How can you make two elephants to sit in an auto rickshaw??
With much difficulty we can make. (Just for joke)

5. e^x and c (constant) are walking on the road. Suddenly e^x chuckles that in few second you will be destroyed (set to zero) as differentiation is coming.
(as dc/dx = 0 and d(e^x)/dx = x log e i.e. x). Suddenly c started laughing. The differentiation is with respect to y and not with respect to x. So both of us are gone. (dc/dy = 0 and d(e^x)/dy = 0 [partial differentiation].

1 comment:

Saraswathan said...

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